March 6, 2013
Another tardy, you’re fired, boss told me.
Sir, I’ve been both diligent and creative. Alarm radio was problem but I stopped listening to wakeup news which interested too much to get up until fell back asleep. Rock and classical music also soothed return to slumber. Then tried country music, which had hated, but soon loved. I thought had solution when abandoned all stations and activated squawker but so obnoxious turned right off and snored but that inspired to put squawker in other room, forcing to arise no matter how cold or tired.
Then why hell are you late today?
Same reason sleepy now, this damn job.