Bring It
March 28, 2026
Bring It
By Ayatollah Mujtaba Khamenei
During your cowardly Pearl Harbor attack on the Islamic Republic of Iran, you murdered my father and mother and wife and a daughter and son and many comrades in our high command, and you clearly believed we would kneel before you and satanic Israel and bare our throats. What fools. We quickly showed that rather than crush a passive people you forced us to unleash ballistic missiles and drones accurately aimed at you and your air force bases along the Persian Gulf and also strike your unholy hosts, our supposedly friendly neighbors. Now, despite continuous proclamations of victory, you have learned we will never surrender and that we alone determine whose oil tankers will and will not pass through our Strait of Hormuz. And it has been our honor to refuse to negotiate further with you since diplomatic talks have proven preludes to unprovoked sneak attacks against our nation.
We continually study reports about your marines who are sailing toward our shores. I have read reports of five thousand, ten thousand, twenty thousand. Surely, those are underestimations. If you want to put boots on the sacred soil of Iran, you’ll need a million soldiers to launch a serious invasion, and even they won’t be enough. You will suffer devastating losses. Therefore, as the new Supreme Leader, please trust me when I tell you that we look forward to your arrival. Please bring the Israelis with you.