Benjamin Netanyahu
In Command
In Command by Benjamin Netanyahu I hope you understand that dear friend and ally President Trump didn’t really mean it when he shouted into my phone, “We’ve got a ceasefire in Lebanon and you’re screwing things up. Are you fucking crazy? Everyone hates you. Without me, you’d be in jail.” “That’s possible, Mr. President,” I…
Interviewing Hitler about Genocide
Interviewing Hitler about Genocide by An American Prosecutor I walk into his cell and say, “Don’t worry, you’ll be treated as fairly today as your Nazi colleagues were at the Nuremberg trials.” Hitler scowls at me and ignores my extended hand. “Would you prefer a prompt return to what you’ve long been, charred dust…
Victory Imminent
Victory Imminent by Donald Trump I knew I had beat hell out of the Iranians and they’d soon capitulate and accept a two-week ceasefire and open the Strait of Hormuz and that’s exactly what they just did. Many great countries, including China and Japan, will soon have oil sailing toward their shores. I’ve…
At the Pump
At the Pump by Joe Six Pack I never thought I’d be this mad at President Trump, the greatest man in my lifetime, but he’s messing things up for me and, far as I can tell, everyone else but a bunch of fat cats who can afford more than five bucks for a gallon of…
Negotiations in Islamabad
Negotiations in Islamabad By Abbas Araghchi I’m mildly comforted our large team of diplomats and scholars doesn’t have to go to Europe to talk to the Americans, and even more relieved that dumb and devious Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff will not be leading the small U.S. contingent, but they will be there. That’s a…
Massacres – Letter One to Netanyahu
Massacres – Letter One to Netanyahu by George Thomas Clark Dear Prime Minister Netanyahu, Unholy congratulations. You continue to be the most treacherous and bloodthirsty leader in the world this century. In fact, you expanded your lead in the race to infamy by attacking Lebanon the day after a regional ceasefire was announced and slaughtered…
Calling Bibi
Calling Bibi by Donald Trump My aide called Benjamin Netanyahu and his assistant said, “The prime minister is in a meeting. He’ll call President Trump as soon as he can.” I waited five minutes, ten minutes and more, way too long, before I said, “I’ll call him myself,” and I did. “He’s still in the…
Whole Lotta Nazis
Whole Lotta Nazis George Thomas Clark A conservative reader on another website took issue, reading my short vertical prose piece “Insanity,” when I addressed Trump as: hey old nazi We had a polite exchange of opinions, and I ended with these thoughts: “You make some good points. I don’t think I called him Hitler. But…
Massacre
Massacre by George Thomas Clark ever righteous benjamin netanyahu celebrates cease fire by slaughtering two hundred lebanese most civilians he swears were hezbollah and besides he thought cease fire only pertained to iran George Thomas Clark on Amazon
Insanity
Insanity hey old nazi who are you to proclaim “a whole civilization will die tonight never to be brought back again” infinitely better to remove your carcass before armageddon what’ll it be twenty-fifth amendment or impeachment George Thomas Clark on Amazon
Memo to Trump
Memo to Trump no need to commit crimes against humanity strait of hormuz already open to nations not trying to annihilate iran
Badass – Letter Two to Trump
Badass – Letter Two to Trump by George Thomas Clark Dear President Trump, I hate to contaminate my prose with your foul-mouthed gangsterism, but for context it’s necessary to quote your Truth Social post at 1:03 p.m. on April 5, 2026: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one,…
Forced Eviction – Letter Two to Trump
Donald Trump The White House Dear President Trump, I’m in West Sacramento admiring a long line of people, some carrying anti-Trump signs, as they march toward the iconic yellow Tower Bridge stretching over the Sacramento River to a broad avenue that leads to the state Capitol where several thousand people have gathered to celebrate and…
Trump Island
Trump Island by Donald Trump Even as busy as I’ve been, I’m surprised I didn’t think about this great project earlier. I’m always looking for challenges. I’ve not only been a three-time president of the United States and brilliant real estate developer and top-ranked reality television star and a renowned peacemaker and fearless conqueror, I’ve…
Bibi’s New Home – An Excerpt from “Down Goes Trump”
This parable originally appeared in my book “Down Goes Trump,” a collection of satirical stories based on the news from 2016-2021 but still all too relevant and getting worse. How would Benjamin Netanyahu, circa 2017, feel if he were forced from his home and transported to a hovel? Such atrocities are daily occurring in the…
Disasters
Disasters By Thomas Clark I’ll start by telling Donald Trump the missile that killed a hundred seventy little girls at school on Saturday morning February twenty-eighth was not an Iranian missile. It was an American Tomahawk missile. An investigation has revealed that Trump, at best, flinched and denied a slaughter he knew he didn’t have…
Cuba Libre
Cuba Libre by Fidel Castro I grew up wealthy on my father’s ranch in Cuba and could have spent my life as a landowning attorney who stole from the poor and grew even richer. Instead, as a very young man, I vowed to overthrow Fulgencio Batista, the dictator known as The Cretin who along with…
Unconditional Surrender
Unconditional Surrender by Pete Hegseth Standing strong at the press conference microphone, I’m fired up since President Trump is getting a feel for unprovoked attacks against overmatched enemies and then declaring victory and vowing to run the conquered countries his way from now on. The sooner he takes over, the better. The Iranians should’ve…
Peacemaker
Peacemaker by Donald Trump Many times I’ve told you and the world I’m not a warmonger, I’m a peacemaker. That is certainly true but sometimes the only way to make peace is beat hell out of the other guy, and that’s what I’m doing to the Iranians, blowing up their missile factories and rocket launchers…
Operation Roaring Lion
Operation Roaring Lion by Donald Trump I’m the most powerful man who’s ever lived and positive I can ignore the War Powers Resolution demanding I notify Congress to get its approval within forty-eight hours of attacking another country. That’s absurd. I’m not going to alert “vicious (and) terrible” Iranian enemies that we’re coming to crush…