Campaign 2012
Trust Newt Gingrich
trust newt gingrich god and south carolina have forgiven him
Herman Cain Explains
There’s liberal conspiracy by those who don’t want real independent black man to be president so claim I propositioned some ladies at restaurant conventions inviting them to my room where they’d have been lucky with charming rich rascal like me. I guarantee those women are lying or exaggerating I don’t recall which except settlements they…
Mitt Romney Sleeps
mitt romney behaves too well talks too swell looks too good and bores like hell
Michele Bachmann Sweet
short and slender wrapped up sweet
Sarah Palin Swings
better you ain’t runnin’ cuz you need full time luvin’