Greenland
How to Save the World
How to Save the World by Joe Six Pack Some of my neighbors opened their windows and shouted, “Hold it down, redneck,” when I bugled reveille early this morning. I bet most of them are liberals and other traitors. “Go back to bed, cowards,” I shouted. “You can’t protect freedom whether you’re asleep or not.”…
Davos
Davos by Donald Trump I was a little tired but otherwise relaxed and confident flying into Davos on Air Force One which is a decent plane but not as lavish as I’ll have when my new super jet from the Qataris is fixed up. I wish my beautiful wife could be here. She loves going…
Greenland
Eighty-plus years ago the United States began building military bases in Greenland and maintained more than thirty for a generation and then voluntarily abandoned all but one installation used for missile warning and space surveillance. Today, Greenlanders resoundingly say come on back, if you want, and build as many bases as you need. But don’t…
Grand Strategy
Grand Strategy by General Douglas MacArthur As the most erudite warrior in the history of my country, and probably the world, I cannot imagine how a dunce like Donald Trump became president of the United States, but I was almost as flabbergasted when my former secretary, Dwight Eisenhower, moved into the White House. I told…