Iran
In Command
In Command by Benjamin Netanyahu I hope you understand that dear friend and ally President Trump didn’t really mean it when he shouted into my phone, “We’ve got a ceasefire in Lebanon and you’re screwing things up. Are you fucking crazy? Everyone hates you. Without me, you’d be in jail.” “That’s possible, Mr. President,” I…
Lecturing Trump
Lecturing Trump By Xi Jinping Donald Trump must be nervous, flying to huge Beijing where he’s worried I may publicly rebuke him for bad behavior. He should know I’m too sophisticated to insult him before TV cameras as he did to President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine last year at the White House. Poor Zelensky is…
Conquering Congress
Conquering Congress by Pete Hegseth I hate testifying before those weak and traitorous Democrats in the Capitol. For cheap political advantage they insult my patriotism and pretend that they, rather than my comrades and I, are the ones guarding our nation. They wouldn’t dare run their mouths to a warrior like me if we were in…
Interviewing Hitler about Genocide
Interviewing Hitler about Genocide by An American Prosecutor I walk into his cell and say, “Don’t worry, you’ll be treated as fairly today as your Nazi colleagues were at the Nuremberg trials.” Hitler scowls at me and ignores my extended hand. “Would you prefer a prompt return to what you’ve long been, charred dust…
Victory Imminent
Victory Imminent by Donald Trump I knew I had beat hell out of the Iranians and they’d soon capitulate and accept a two-week ceasefire and open the Strait of Hormuz and that’s exactly what they just did. Many great countries, including China and Japan, will soon have oil sailing toward their shores. I’ve…
At the Pump
At the Pump by Joe Six Pack I never thought I’d be this mad at President Trump, the greatest man in my lifetime, but he’s messing things up for me and, far as I can tell, everyone else but a bunch of fat cats who can afford more than five bucks for a gallon of…
Negotiations in Islamabad
Negotiations in Islamabad By Abbas Araghchi I’m mildly comforted our large team of diplomats and scholars doesn’t have to go to Europe to talk to the Americans, and even more relieved that dumb and devious Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff will not be leading the small U.S. contingent, but they will be there. That’s a…
Pope Leo
Ignoble Trump by Pope Leo world being ravaged by pack of tyrants who bellow they have christian mission to dominate that is foreign to christ who in no way resembles recent trump as jesus self portrait
Massacres – Letter One to Netanyahu
Massacres – Letter One to Netanyahu by George Thomas Clark Dear Prime Minister Netanyahu, Unholy congratulations. You continue to be the most treacherous and bloodthirsty leader in the world this century. In fact, you expanded your lead in the race to infamy by attacking Lebanon the day after a regional ceasefire was announced and slaughtered…
Calling Bibi
Calling Bibi by Donald Trump My aide called Benjamin Netanyahu and his assistant said, “The prime minister is in a meeting. He’ll call President Trump as soon as he can.” I waited five minutes, ten minutes and more, way too long, before I said, “I’ll call him myself,” and I did. “He’s still in the…
Jesus Returns
Jesus Returns by Donald Trump check out the truth social portrait of me as jesus surrounded by worshipers one of whom used ai to portray me honestly i only posted it to inspire you and the lovely people i’m bombing George Thomas Clark on Amazon
Whole Lotta Nazis
Whole Lotta Nazis George Thomas Clark A conservative reader on another website took issue, reading my short vertical prose piece “Insanity,” when I addressed Trump as: hey old nazi We had a polite exchange of opinions, and I ended with these thoughts: “You make some good points. I don’t think I called him Hitler. But…
Massacre
Massacre by George Thomas Clark ever righteous benjamin netanyahu celebrates cease fire by slaughtering two hundred lebanese most civilians he swears were hezbollah and besides he thought cease fire only pertained to iran George Thomas Clark on Amazon
Insanity
Insanity hey old nazi who are you to proclaim “a whole civilization will die tonight never to be brought back again” infinitely better to remove your carcass before armageddon what’ll it be twenty-fifth amendment or impeachment George Thomas Clark on Amazon
Memo to Trump
Memo to Trump no need to commit crimes against humanity strait of hormuz already open to nations not trying to annihilate iran
Badass – Letter Two to Trump
Badass – Letter Two to Trump by George Thomas Clark Dear President Trump, I hate to contaminate my prose with your foul-mouthed gangsterism, but for context it’s necessary to quote your Truth Social post at 1:03 p.m. on April 5, 2026: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one,…
Bedeviling Questions
Bedeviling Questions by Thomas Clark How many thousands of people did Iranian security forces shoot down in the streets earlier this year? Are powerful idiots from the United States and Israel really firing missiles and drones at Iranian fools who are returning fire? Are they going to try to destroy each other’s energy grids and…
Forced Eviction – Letter Two to Trump
Donald Trump The White House Dear President Trump, I’m in West Sacramento admiring a long line of people, some carrying anti-Trump signs, as they march toward the iconic yellow Tower Bridge stretching over the Sacramento River to a broad avenue that leads to the state Capitol where several thousand people have gathered to celebrate and…
Bring It
Bring It By Ayatollah Mujtaba Khamenei During your cowardly Pearl Harbor attack on the Islamic Republic of Iran, you murdered my father and mother and wife and a daughter and son and many comrades in our high command, and you clearly believed we would kneel before you and satanic Israel and bare our throats. What…