Jared Kushner
Victory Imminent
Victory Imminent by Donald Trump I knew I had beat hell out of the Iranians and they’d soon capitulate and accept a two-week ceasefire and open the Strait of Hormuz and that’s exactly what they just did. Many great countries, including China and Japan, will soon have oil sailing toward their shores. I’ve…
Calling Bibi
Calling Bibi by Donald Trump My aide called Benjamin Netanyahu and his assistant said, “The prime minister is in a meeting. He’ll call President Trump as soon as he can.” I waited five minutes, ten minutes and more, way too long, before I said, “I’ll call him myself,” and I did. “He’s still in the…
Dynamic Diplomacy
Dynamic Diplomacy by Superman It’s not immodest but essential that I confirm what you’ve often heard. I am indeed “faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.” In the nuclear age, I confess, those are militarily irrelevant feats, and a mere one-ton bomb…
Golden Gaza
Golden Gaza by George Thomas Clark Attired in sandals, pink swimming trunks, a purple T-shirt emblazoned Gaza, and cool big blue sunglasses, Jared Kushner, ace diplomat and son-in-law of Donald Trump, stepped before the Davos dandies, removed his shades, and laughed nervously before he said, “I sure hope you ladies and gentlemen didn’t see my…