Jose Canseco

Jose Canseco Shall Revolutionize Life

February 11, 2005

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my coronation,” said Jose Canseco. “I thought this was a press conference,” said a reporter. “It is rather more than that, you insufferable simpleton.  How much do you make a year?” “About fifty grand.” “I made that every three days.” “Not anymore.  That’s why you’re doing this.” “Money will henceforth…

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