Middle East

Conviction of Bashar al-Assad

June 5, 2012

i keep saying terrorists incited and abetted by foreigners are attacking our beloved syrian homeland and have convinced myself and hope you as well

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Gunter Grass’ Poem for Israel

April 19, 2012

Criticize Gunter Grass not for being anti-Semitic, which he isn’t, but for choosing the wrong medium to present “What Must Be Said” about the dangers and inequities of Israeli foreign policy. In the second stanza Grass is poetic rather than precise in stating Israel plans “a strike to snuff out the Iranian people.” The descendents…

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Bashar al-Assad Can’t Stop

April 11, 2012

can’t stop shooting terrorists still firing can’t retreat or they’ll move in can’t have ceasefire till sure terrorists controlled by monitors from right countries

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Restrepo in Afghanistan

March 23, 2012

After U.S. soldier Robert Bales murders sixteen civilians, most women and children, you want to understand more and peer into lives of Americans fighting in Afghanistan. You can’t go there and don’t have to. In your suburban living room a large flat screen on the wall video streams any movie you choose, in this case…

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Bashar al-Assad’s New Hippocratic Oath

March 13, 2012

bashar al-assad distinguished opthamologist has revised hippocratic oath at gunpoint demanding doctors foreswear treating injured patients in syrian hospitals

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Bashar al-Assad’s Minefield

March 13, 2012

why mine borders blocking those who want to flee imprisoned in syria they’ll slit your gut

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Assad Explains Siege of Homs

March 8, 2012

I’ve been reading international reports. People are saying I’ve sequestered myself with sycophants and yes men. They should be quiet and listen to the truth. I admit my opposition’s a bit broader than initially perceived. Quite a few terrorist-infected Syrians don’t understand the Assad dynasty must endure. To protect the country I’ve been forced to…

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Memo to U.S. Troops in Afghanistan

February 25, 2012

do not burn the koran intentionally or unintentionally and do not use it for target practice

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Egyptian Generals Suppress Opponents

January 28, 2012

to protect freedom won in revolution we egyptian generals must stop foreign backed enemies demanding democracy settle down or fall into mubarak’s courtroom bed

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Bashar al-Assad Gets Tougher

January 12, 2012

i am not dork or mass murderer i’m president for life of syria and prepared to strike with iron fist those foreign terrorists who’ve been agitating my people this i decreed during fiery two hour speech forcing everyone to understand my father and i’ve ruled syria forty years lot less than forever they’ll have to…

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Awaiting First Lady of Syria

December 31, 2011

wife bashar al-assad often denounces israel when will she denounce husband

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West Bank Water

December 1, 2011

1. Jordan River river jordan flowing wide diverted west to sea south to desert leaving bed of roasted shit 2. Olive Trees occupied olive trees not already dead need a drink so do i and a shower and clean clothes i can’t have but am encouraged settlers grow much green grass 3. Giving don’t claim…

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One Nation

November 19, 2011

palestine and israel declare yourselves one nation and rejoice

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Silent Bird

October 31, 2011

silent bird lurks over forbidden land assailing enemies and others

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Crude Power

October 23, 2011

crude power to bribe conceal and repress

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Gaddafi Parade

October 20, 2011

wherever he is gaddafi knows wounded worms are marching

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Male Hijab

October 12, 2011

some men hide from each other in hijabs

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Generals

October 11, 2011

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

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Criminal Justice in Islam

June 23, 2011

In blighted but affordable east Bakersfield old bank transformed into new mosque hosts annual Islamic Conference where keynote speaker Main Al-Qudah, PhD in Islamic law and imam at large mosque in Houston, steps to podium. He’s slim, stern, middle-aged, dressed in suit and tie, and resembles prosecutor as power points to screen bearing principles of…

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Egomania Inside and Outside Libya

March 9, 2011

Let’s remember that Muammar Gaddafi is not the only egomaniac threatening to destroy the liberation movement of the Libyan people. While Gaddafi, using tanks and planes and semi-professional troops against brave but untrained and lightly-armed patriots, is starting to build momentum by regaining some recently-lost cities and territory, there are reports the dictator may be…

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