Nicolas Maduro
Nobel Smooch
Nobel Smooch by Maria Corina Machado machado’s gone but his regime’s still in power and trump doesn’t care my coalition easily beat maduro last election he stole so I’ll place my nobel peace prize in trump’s hot hands hoping he’ll someday help me lead venezuela
Diplomacy
Diplomacy by Marco Rubio trump doesn’t call me little marco anymore i’m a bad dude secretary of state warning coke-friendly presidents gustavo petro of colombia and claudia sheinbaum of mexico they better watch their asses