Rodrigo Duterte
Caribbean Crackdown
Caribbean Crackdown by Donald Trump “Is he back in charge in the Philippines?” I ask “No sir. He’s still a prisoner of the International Criminal Court in The Hague.” “Tell him to call me when he’s out of jail. I don’t like talking to losers.” “That’s about what I told him you’d say, but he…
The Loaded Lip
Listen to me. I’m determined to kill a hundred thousand drug dealers and users and to fatten fish in Manila Bay where I’ll dump all destroyers of our children. I won’t actually be doing the killing and the lifting and dumping, of course. I’m president of the Philippines and before that was the feared and…
Ferdinand Marcos Writes to President Duterte
Dear President Rodrigo Duterte, I would like to at once thank you in writing, as I soon shall in person, for allowing my publicly-displayed and cosmetically-altered corpse to be removed from refrigerated and glass-encased exile and moved to its rightful place of honor, the Heroes’ Cemetery of our great Philippine nation, over which I benevolently…