Somalia

State of Union

February 25, 2026

State of Union By George Thomas Clark trump talked so long about his perfect world i forgot problems foreign and domestic and almost slept only reviving when camera kissed lovely melania and ilhan omar who shouted at him when he denounced somali immigrants for defrauding minneapolis social services of hundreds of millions

Minnesota

January 18, 2026

Minnesota by Heinrich Himmler Deep in a bunker under the besieged city of Minneapolis, I clicked my heels and listened as President Trump said, “I have some serious problems up there.” “Yes, sir. Most regrettable.” “I guarantee those bastards stole the presidential election three straight times in Minnesota, but Democrat traitors claimed I never got…

Godane Wants You

October 31, 2013

Bin Laden considered me extreme and sneered when I wrote, “At your service, Osama.” Good riddance. Al Qaeda’s irrelevant. Come and join Shabaab. I shall liberate all Muslims. As a prerequisite I’ve eliminated many former allies who were soft and didn’t understand we must ceaselessly destroy invading Kenyans and Somali traitors and foreign teachers and…