Creative Commentary
Trump Island
Trump Island by Donald Trump Even as busy as I’ve been, I’m surprised I didn’t think about this great project earlier. I’m always looking for challenges. I’ve not only been a three-time president of the United States and brilliant real estate developer and top-ranked reality television star and a renowned peacemaker and fearless conqueror, I’ve…
The Dark Side of Cesar Chavez
I never met Cesar Chavez but that didn’t preclude my having a serious discussion with him that may have proceeded about like the creative story below. As I write this introduction in March 2026, a decade later, I’m disturbed by revelations in the New York Times, following five years of investigative journalism, that the legendary…
Bibi’s New Home – An Excerpt from “Down Goes Trump”
This parable originally appeared in my book “Down Goes Trump,” a collection of satirical stories based on the news from 2016-2021 but still all too relevant and getting worse. How would Benjamin Netanyahu, circa 2017, feel if he were forced from his home and transported to a hovel? Such atrocities are daily occurring in the…
Disasters
Disasters By Thomas Clark I’d like to start by telling Donald Trump the missile that killed about one hundred seventy little girls at school on Saturday morning February twenty-eighth was not an Iranian missile. It was an American Tomahawk missile. A ten-day investigation has revealed this, and that Trump, at best, flinched and denied a…
Cuba Libre
Cuba Libre by Fidel Castro I grew up wealthy on my father’s ranch in Cuba and could have spent my life as a landowning attorney who stole from the poor and grew even richer. Instead, as a very young man, I vowed to overthrow Fulgencio Batista, the dictator known as The Cretin who along with…
Unconditional Surrender
Unconditional Surrender by Pete Hegseth Standing strong at the press conference microphone, I’m fired up since President Trump is getting a feel for unprovoked attacks against overmatched enemies and then declaring victory and vowing to run the conquered countries his way from now on. The sooner he takes over, the better. The Iranians should’ve…
Peacemaker
Peacemaker by Donald Trump Many times I’ve told you and the world I’m not a warmonger, I’m a peacemaker. That is certainly true but sometimes the only way to make peace is beat hell out of the other guy, and that’s what I’m doing to the Iranians, blowing up their missile factories and rocket launchers…
Operation Roaring Lion
Operation Roaring Lion by Donald Trump I’m the most powerful man who’s ever lived and positive I can ignore the War Powers Resolution demanding I notify Congress to get its approval within forty-eight hours of attacking another country. That’s absurd. I’m not going to alert “vicious (and) terrible” Iranian enemies that we’re coming to crush…
State of Union
State of Union By George Thomas Clark trump talked so long about his perfect world i forgot problems foreign and domestic and almost slept only reviving when camera kissed lovely melania and ilhan omar who shouted at him when he denounced somali immigrants for defrauding minneapolis social services of hundreds of millions
Dynamic Diplomacy
Dynamic Diplomacy by Superman It’s not immodest but essential that I confirm what you’ve often heard. I am indeed “faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.” In the nuclear age, I confess, those are militarily irrelevant feats, and a mere one-ton bomb…
Huge Deal
Huge Deal by Donald Trump see all those ships and planes out there in the arabian sea they’re from the country of two negotiators telling iranians what i demand they do
Huckabee
Huckabee ambassador mike huckabee in his capacity as u.s. attack dog in israel said he wants what god wants israel stretching from egypt to the euphrates river in iraq arab leaders did not agree which may mean they too will soon be bombed