Feud at LACMA
May 6, 2023
“Ladies, stop it,” I shout.
“Shut up,” says the one to the left in a sleek black and gray striped dress baring arms, shoulders, and back.
“You’re young and beautiful,” I say. “Why are you doing this?”
“You’re a fool to ask,” says the lady on the right attired in a black and gray polka-dotted dress accentuated by a plunging V.
“You don’t have to point big black and gray guns at each other.
“Don’t interrupt,” says the second lady. “You should know our Feud enhances Women Defining Women in Contemporary Art of the Middle East and Beyond.”
“But this is about women now poised to hold major roles establishing harmony in the Middle East,” I say.
“It’s no such thing,” says the first lady.
“It is.”
“No,” she counters, “Kezben Arca Batibeki portrays two women who hate their world and project that at each other.”
“But that would be Arab killing Arab,” I say.
“Don’t presume,” says the first lady.