Peacemaker - George Thomas Clark

Peacemaker

March 4, 2026

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Peacemaker
by Donald Trump

Many times I’ve told you and the world I’m not a warmonger, I’m a peacemaker. That is certainly true but sometimes the only way to make peace is beat hell out of the other guy, and that’s what I’m doing to the Iranians, blowing up their missile factories and rocket launchers and destroying their navy. I’ve had to learn to like being a military commander in chief because I’m responsible for dealing with so many bad guys in the world. If not for my attack on Iran, the Ayatollahs and their Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps would have already destroyed our Arab brothers in Jordan, Iraq, Bahrain, Qatar, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, and Saudi Arabia. The Iranians have hit some targets in those peaceful countries but won’t be able to sustain attacks because I’ll keep battering them until they either quit killing people or die.

I hadn’t wanted this part of the job but right away in my second administration I had to take command and strike an ISIL gang in Somalia. They’re even worse in Africa than in Minnesota. I bombed another ISIL mob in Iraq last March and clobbered Yemeni Muslim pirates many times last spring. I also swatted warlike Muslims in Nigeria late last year about the same time I pounded an ISIL cell in Syria. I’d been blasting narcotrafficker speedboats in the Caribbean since last fall and in January this year launched my legendary high-tech assault on Venezuela and arrested mass-murdering president Nicolas Maduro.

I first nailed Iran last June and will soon finish off its murderous Islamic Republic. Americans are proud of my commitment to security and that I’m the only president who has attacked seven countries during the first year of his administration. Maybe I’m not a peacemaker after all. And I guess it’s going to be tough to win the Nobel Peace Prize. But no man on earth can kick ass like Donald J. Trump.

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George Thomas Clark is the author of Hitler Here, a biographical novel published in India and the Czech Republic as well as the United States. His commentaries for GeorgeThomasClark.com are read in more than 50 countries a month.

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