Super Shameful
February 10, 2026
Super Shameful
by Donald Trump
Remember several years ago when a terrible hurricane destroyed much of unprepared Puerto Rico, and Melania and I rushed down and I threw rolls of paper towels at ravaged and rather dumb people who technically are citizens of the United States but you and I know they really aren’t. They look different and have strange values and customs and most of them can’t even speak English.
Okay, that’s the best they can do, but they have no right to destroy the spectacular halftime show of our greatest national event, the Super Bowl. I’d already warned you last week, Bad Bunny is trouble. Look how he disrespected our great police at the Grammys, shouting “ICE out” and “we’re not animals… we’re Americans” while accepting his undeserved award for album of the year.
His performance at the Super Bowl was even worse and an insult to the greatness of the real America. “He doesn’t represent our standard of excellence and creativity.” We don’t understand anything he’s singing, and his dancing is disgusting, especially for children watching all over the “USA and the world.” Some people tweeted back that I’m trying to rouse my supposedly weak MAGA base by pretending to be embarrassed by his obscene performance. Listen, I’ve got five kids and eleven grandkids and always watch out for guys like Jeffrey Epstein and Bad Bunny. Just wait, the fake news media will give this un-American guy “great reviews” because they “don’t have a clue” about what’s going on in the world. Don’t worry. I’m tuned in everywhere and will always protect you.