Until recent revelations of my weakness for young white female flesh, and the overwhelming moral outrage that followed, I thought in a sexual sense I was a relatively normal guy, that is one ready to squeeze any appealing woman who beckoned.\u00a0 Now, sadly, after reading countless rabid condemnations in the press and blogosphere and cringing at tirades on redneck radio that\u2019s Democratic as well as Republican, I realize you righteous souls, with daily more voyeuristic ardor, are condemning me as a sleazy, libidinous rat unworthy of inhaling the same spiritually pure air as you, so to you, hypocritical white runts, I would at this moment like to say bend over and kiss my rich and highly-sexed almost black ass.<\/p>\n
<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/strong>That\u2019s right.\u00a0 I\u2019m sick of some of you clodhoppers pretending you\u2019ve never screwed around.\u00a0 And to those of you who really haven\u2019t strayed, I assert that much of what you claim is moral restraint is really a scarcity, if not absence, of enticing opportunities.\u00a0 Try to be honest, rather than sanctimonious, and admit that men of even moderate attractiveness or charm or wealth will at times encounter women who want to sleep with them, and most men, at least once in a while, accept these magnetic offers.\u00a0 To do otherwise would not be human.\u00a0 What planet are you from?<\/p>\n Let\u2019s review some elementary evolution.\u00a0 In order to ensure the survival of human beings, nature endowed us with a hundred times more sexual desire than necessary for mere procreation.\u00a0 Please don\u2019t tell me you\u2019re unaware of this.\u00a0 And don\u2019t pretend you and your buddies didn\u2019t start beating yourself raw about age twelve when hormones made you obsess about sex with women.\u00a0 Why are you dumping on me?\u00a0 Are you denouncing behavior you\u2019re already involved in?\u00a0 Or, are you jealous I get laid with ease?\u00a0 For most heterosexual males, it\u2019s one of the two.\u00a0 Which is it for you?<\/p>\n We should also talk a little sports history.\u00a0 Did the king, Arnold Palmer, ever get roasted when caught with his pants down?\u00a0 I could list lots of other golfers but won\u2019t since, after all, they\u2019re not the ones who put my balls under the microscope.\u00a0 Let\u2019s talk baseball.\u00a0 Did the immortal Mickey Mantle get this kind of grief for drunken debauchery I have yet to approach?\u00a0 What about the footballer, Broadway Joe Namath?\u00a0 He was considered cool for sleeping with hundreds of women then bragging about it in interviews.\u00a0 But Namath at the time was single, you\u2019ll say.\u00a0 Fine.\u00a0 Palmer and Mantle were married, like me.\u00a0 What\u2019s the difference? \u00a0It\u2019s simple as black and white.\u00a0 Tiger Woods was wonderful when abusing white men in a sport that not long ago was segregated.\u00a0 But when I\u2019m revealed to have been devouring the forbidden fruit, you know what you really feel I am.\u00a0 Go ahead, say it, and knock off the moral shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Until recent revelations of my weakness for young white female flesh, and the overwhelming moral outrage that followed, I thought in a sexual sense I was a relatively normal guy, that is one ready to squeeze any appealing woman who beckoned.\u00a0 Now, sadly, after reading countless rabid condemnations in the press and blogosphere and cringing…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[219,306,224,220],"tags":[],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"yoast_head":"\n