{"id":2906,"date":"2011-10-24T22:40:46","date_gmt":"2011-10-24T22:40:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/georgethomasclark.com\/?p=2906"},"modified":"2011-10-24T22:40:46","modified_gmt":"2011-10-24T22:40:46","slug":"mr-johnson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/georgethomasclark.com\/mr-johnson\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Johnson"},"content":{"rendered":"
mr johnson
\nnever seemed
\nstable
\nespecially
\nwhen he
\nargued with
\nmr jones
\nand chained
\nhim to a
\nstreetlight<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
mr johnson never seemed stable especially when he argued with mr jones and chained him to a streetlight<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[128,703],"tags":[],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"yoast_head":"\n