{"id":3568,"date":"2012-02-17T22:40:14","date_gmt":"2012-02-17T22:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/georgethomasclark.com\/?p=3568"},"modified":"2014-01-01T23:41:01","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T23:41:01","slug":"supermarket-bulletins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/georgethomasclark.com\/supermarket-bulletins\/","title":{"rendered":"Supermarket Bulletins – Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"
in supermarket
\ncheckout line
\nheadlines and
\ncolor photos
\npronounce this
\nstar\u2019s fatter
\nthan you
\nthat one\u2019s
\nmore wrinkled
\nboth had botched
\nplastic surgery
\nanother\u2019s anorexic
\nhe\u2019s drunk
\nthey\u2019re addicted
\nshe\u2019s in treatment
\nhe\u2019s in jail
\nshe\u2019s spendthrift
\nhe\u2019s abusive
\nshe\u2019s vain
\nhe\u2019s unfaithful
\nso\u2019s she
\nwonder what
\nrag publishers
\nare like <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
in supermarket checkout line headlines and color photos pronounce this star\u2019s fatter than you that one\u2019s more wrinkled both had botched plastic surgery another\u2019s anorexic he\u2019s drunk they\u2019re addicted she\u2019s in treatment he\u2019s in jail she\u2019s spendthrift he\u2019s abusive she\u2019s vain he\u2019s unfaithful so\u2019s she wonder what rag publishers are like<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,703,843],"tags":[],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"yoast_head":"\n