{"id":4136,"date":"2012-07-22T17:45:12","date_gmt":"2012-07-22T17:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/georgethomasclark.com\/?p=4136"},"modified":"2014-01-01T23:41:44","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T23:41:44","slug":"security-guard-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/georgethomasclark.com\/security-guard-dreams\/","title":{"rendered":"Security Dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"
Night before first day as security guard John seldom stopped twisting and wife retreated to sofa. After work he happily returned home and reported job wasn\u2019t stressful as anticipated. Few weeks later he began to occasionally snooze at post. Following month someone used cell phone to immortalize peaceful John on Facebook. In morning boss fired. Now John again twists at night. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Night before first day as security guard John seldom stopped twisting and wife retreated to sofa. After work he happily returned home and reported job wasn\u2019t stressful as anticipated. Few weeks later he began to occasionally snooze at post. Following month someone used cell phone to immortalize peaceful John on Facebook. In morning boss fired.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[771,118,857,117],"tags":[],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"yoast_head":"\n