{"id":4929,"date":"2013-02-23T19:18:02","date_gmt":"2013-02-23T19:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/georgethomasclark.com\/?p=4929"},"modified":"2014-01-02T01:01:06","modified_gmt":"2014-01-02T01:01:06","slug":"assad-hangs-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/georgethomasclark.com\/assad-hangs-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Assad Hangs"},"content":{"rendered":"
I\u2019m not dork or mass murderer. I\u2019m Syrian President for Life and with iron fist striking foreign terrorists agitating my people. This I decree during fiery speeches forcing everyone to understand father and I\u2019ve ruled Syria forty years, lot less than forever enemies will have to wait for me to leave. Twenty million Syrians know only I\u2019m qualified to lead nation, only I\u2019m offering reforms and parliamentary elections, only I can protect good people and eliminate bad. This I must continue or someone will stick iron fist up ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I\u2019m not dork or mass murderer. I\u2019m Syrian President for Life and with iron fist striking foreign terrorists agitating my people. This I decree during fiery speeches forcing everyone to understand father and I\u2019ve ruled Syria forty years, lot less than forever enemies will have to wait for me to leave. Twenty million Syrians know…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[698,699,84,857,125],"tags":[],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"yoast_head":"\n