Flanked by secret service agents I entered Oval Office and was stunned to see several people circled around presidential desk, inhaling, coughing, and passing pungent marijuana. As female aide placed joint to lips President Barack Obama lunged by three people, snatched smoke from her hands, shouted, \u201cIntercepted,\u201d and took deep drag he long held, as eyes watered, before explosive exhalation. <\/p>\n
\t\u201cMr. President, I thought you stopped smoking,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m trying to quit smoking cigarettes which stink like hell and induce cancer, emphysema, heart attacks and more. Michelle won\u2019t kiss after I smoke.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat about pot?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLoves it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBut it\u2019s illegal.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNot really. I\u2019ve always believed pot\u2019s de facto fine for private use. And several minutes ago I decreed it\u2019s legal.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCan you do that?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCertainly, I\u2019m implementing will of American people who by landslide 52-45 margin want pot legal.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI quit years ago because it made lethargic. Millions young people will suffer.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI honked big time and did all right. They too can and must overcome.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cRepublicans in Congress are going to squawk.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cTop ones are coming here tonight and won\u2019t leave till eyes bloodshot and White House refrigerator empty.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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