\u201cBarack, what\u2019s that smell?\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cJust new cleanser they\u2019re using.\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cAre you sure?\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cYeah.\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cOpen this door.\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cCan\u2019t, the vice president and I are resolving the immigration and Syrian crises.\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cYou\u2019re profaning the Oval Office as well as disobeying my directives.\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cI\u2019m doing no such thing.\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cYou think I don\u2019t know.\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cHow could you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cI had a few college roommates, the bad girls, who behaved like you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\tNo one in the Oval Office responded.<\/p>\n
\t\u201cStand back,\u201d Michelle ordered, and told a secret service agent to unlock the door.<\/p>\n
\tStorming in, the first lady, more buffed than her husband, grabbed his arm and flung him onto the sofa. The vice president interceded, exhaling a pungent mass into her face, causing her to bend over and cough. Several seconds later, the president rushed over and shoved the bong into her mouth and shouted, \u201cInhale,\u201d which she reflexively did, and he motioned for the agent to close the door.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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