{"id":5574,"date":"2013-10-29T21:07:11","date_gmt":"2013-10-29T21:07:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/georgethomasclark.com\/?p=5574"},"modified":"2016-11-25T19:34:41","modified_gmt":"2016-11-25T19:34:41","slug":"saudi-woman-driver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/georgethomasclark.com\/saudi-woman-driver\/","title":{"rendered":"Saudi Woman Driver"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night as aroused husband attempted to mount I closed legs and said, \u201cGive me the keys.  I\u2019ve places to go in the morning.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u201cI\u2019ll take you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u201cYou\u2019ll be at work.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u201cMy brother\u2019ll drive.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u201cHe\u2019ll be late if he comes at all.  Give me the keys.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u201cYou can\u2019t drive.  It\u2019s contrary to Saudi law and custom and an affront to me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\tHe attempted to pry open legs, using one hand then two but I had ankles locked, and that may have sufficed but with strong left hand I grabbed scrotum and squeezed.  He howled like wolf and curled into fetal position.  I bounded to dresser, brandishing keys to second vehicle, new SUV.<\/p>\n<p>\tWhen he could talk, but not move, he said, \u201cPay attention to our religious scholars.  This plot to let women drive is a conspiracy against the kingdom.  Trust the clerics.  You\u2019ll ruin ovaries if you drive.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u201cDoubt that.  Your balls have always worked, till tonight.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night as aroused husband attempted to mount I closed legs and said, \u201cGive me the keys. 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