You think I\u2019m worried they captured me. Don\u2019t be dumb. I let them take me. I\u2019m tired of hiding in hovels in the Sierra or scurrying like a rat through city tunnels. I want the good life I\u2019ve earned as a billionaire and one of the world\u2019s most dangerous men. I want luxury and safety and convenience. Let politicians start living like dogs. It\u2019s time for Chapo Guzman to get a great place in prison.<\/p>\n
\tMy people, the best trained and most ferocious in the land, have already forwarded my specifications to President Enrique Pena Nieto and appropriate prison and judicial figures. I\u2019m sure they will cooperate. I only ask for ten thousand square feet of luxury living space in a prison I\u2019ve selected but won\u2019t name at this time so construction crews are not disrupted. <\/p>\n
\tI merely require a deluxe master bedroom, an adjoining gymnasium, a cozy movie theater, a command and communications center, a gourmet kitchen, and assorted bourgeoisie spaces such as a living room with a high ceiling and stone fireplace, a few guest bedrooms, a patio and a garden in which I\u2019ll grow strong plants. Everything will be low key as I plan to host no more than ten visitors a day. <\/p>\n
\tIf the Mexican government does not cooperate, I\u2019ll break out of prison and get tougher than ever. I don\u2019t want that. Trust me, I\u2019m offering the people of Mexico peace and prosperity and a hero they can write more songs about. And in addition to hundreds of millions of dollars, I\u2019d provide information on every bad guy I\u2019ve known and I\u2019ve known quite a few.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
You think I\u2019m worried they captured me. Don\u2019t be dumb. I let them take me. I\u2019m tired of hiding in hovels in the Sierra or scurrying like a rat through city tunnels. I want the good life I\u2019ve earned as a billionaire and one of the world\u2019s most dangerous men. I want luxury and safety…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[932,34,933,33,10],"tags":[],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"yoast_head":"\n