The United States is shaking while all of Europe trembles. They know they can\u2019t stop me. No one can. I\u2019m master politician black belt in judo and consummate stud who took down sacrilegious female rockers Pussy Riot and sent them to jail same place many other critics spend years contemplating dangers of contradicting their leader for life. That\u2019s what Russians want. They\u2019ve already had me more than decade and will keep me at least that much more. But I\u2019m antithesis of dictator. I don\u2019t merely win elections. I blow people away. Look at my popularity. At least sixty-five percent of Russians approve. I guarantee your leaders have puny ratings. <\/p>\n
\tMy people love strength and are thrilled I\u2019m reestablishing Russian colossus. We know Crimea should be ours. A majority of people there are Russians. So what Nikita Khrushchev blundered and gave it to Ukraine sixty years ago? It\u2019s ours again, Russian armed forces assure me. I may next decide to take rest of Ukraine. I certainly will if there\u2019s more talk of making it part of NATO. I\u2019ll even do so if traitorous Ukrainians want to emphasize economics with West rather than me. Everyone better behave or I\u2019ll also roll into Belarus and Baltic States. Americans and European lackeys must understand Russia led by Vladimir Putin will not be threatened. Quit trying to encircle us. You want me to ally Russia with your neighbors such as Canada and Mexico? <\/p>\n
Don\u2019t delude yourselves. I\u2019m in my prime and prepared for unprecedented greatness. It doesn\u2019t matter I\u2019m only five-feet-five. I\u2019ve had plenty of girlfriends and always disciplined my plump, middle-aged wife before recently divorcing her. Now I\u2019ve got young gymnast with extraordinary flexibility. I deserve and need such woman, and Russia wants me to have her. Russia yearns to see power and appeal and applauds when I hobnob with great warrior actors, and close personal friends, Jean Claude van Damme and Steven Seagal. Those guys can kick your asses and so can I. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The United States is shaking while all of Europe trembles. They know they can\u2019t stop me. No one can. I\u2019m master politician black belt in judo and consummate stud who took down sacrilegious female rockers Pussy Riot and sent them to jail same place many other critics spend years contemplating dangers of contradicting their leader…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1134,451,1135,183,632,929],"tags":[],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"yoast_head":"\n