{"id":8854,"date":"2016-01-13T19:49:38","date_gmt":"2016-01-13T19:49:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/georgethomasclark.com\/?p=8854"},"modified":"2016-01-13T23:18:11","modified_gmt":"2016-01-13T23:18:11","slug":"hydrogen-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/georgethomasclark.com\/hydrogen-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Hydrogen Man"},"content":{"rendered":"
I\u2019m not short and pudgy. I\u2019m taller and firmer than you think and in fact I\u2019m a stud who watches professional basketball and lives like a god and beds any woman I want and the other night my current favorite swooned as I told her, \u201cThis morning I exploded a hydrogen bomb.\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cOh, Dear Leader.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMy bomb terrified timid Americans and traitorous South Koreans and the staggering Chinese and unarmed Japanese.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re incredible.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t listen to their lies the explosion wasn\u2019t big enough to be a hydrogen bomb. The bomb was huge.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI believe it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMy enemies know my power. They just don\u2019t know what I\u2019m going to do with it.\u201d <\/p>\n
\u201cYou won\u2019t use a hydrogen bomb, will you, Dear Leader?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course I\u2019ll use it, as a chip when I negotiate an end to sanctions and the start of even more prosperous times for our healthy and happy people.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I\u2019m not short and pudgy. I\u2019m taller and firmer than you think and in fact I\u2019m a stud who watches professional basketball and lives like a god and beds any woman I want and the other night my current favorite swooned as I told her, \u201cThis morning I exploded a hydrogen bomb.\u201d \u201cOh, Dear Leader.\u201d…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[421,262,495,166,167],"tags":[],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"yoast_head":"\n