Donald Trump
My Buddy – Part 30 – Warlord Trump
I don’t feel like reading my daily security report so use it as a placemat for my cheeseburger and turn on the TV and see images so terrible I immediately order an aide to call Benjamin Netanyahu. When he comes on the line, I stop chewing and say, “Bibi, I’m worried about you.” “My life…
Read MoreGideon’s Chariots – 29 – Warlord Trump
Gideon’s Chariots by Benjamin Netanyahu we won’t let food water medicine or hope into gaza Warlord Trump is a collection of political satire currently being written. Down Goes Trump on Amazon.com
Read MoreCleansing – Part 28 – Warlord Trump
Cleansing by Heinrich Himmler in germany we herded internal enemies onto trains and sent them places from which they’d never return so why all the hand wringing when your ice agents arrest dangerous aliens who aren’t going to death camps are they Warlord Trump is a collection of satire currently being written Down Goes…
Read MoreShopping – Part 27 – Warlord Trump
Shopping by Joe Six Pack Damn, I can’t believe those prices at the superstore. Milk’s way up and so are cereal and chicken and beef and apples and blueberries and razor blades and shampoo and soap and detergent and paper towels and just about everything else including alimony since my latest ex-wife shops at the…
Read MoreCanada, Cutting the Arts, and Alcatraz – Parts 24-26 – Warlord Trump
Oh, Canada By Donald Trump don’t assume it’s a big deal i talked about annexing canada and helped liberals rally from a twenty-five percent deficit three months ago to recent victory their new prime minister still has to do what i say Cuts by Donald Trump if i hadn’t become a great billionaire and…
Read MoreSalvadorean Savior – Part 23 – Warlord Trump
Salvadorean Savior by Nayib Bukele President Trump loves strong leaders and cool guys like me, and I know will enjoy my visit to the White House. “You’re doing an incredible job, President Bukele,” he tells me when we’re seated in private. “Thank you, Mr. President. More than a hundred citizens per hundred thousand were slaughtered…
Read MoreBad Judge – Part 22 – Warlord Trump
Bad Judge by Kash Patel thank goodness I’m fbi director another j edgar hoover ready to punish anyone helping illegal aliens escape as judge francis dugan did “misdirecting federal agents away from the subject to be arrested in her courthouse” thankfully my alert and fit agents “chased down” the alien and slapped on cuffs excellent…
Read MoreAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez – Part 21 – Warlord Trump
AOC Alert by Joe Six Pack President Trump isn’t taking my calls and I wonder if his people even forward my warnings that we better start figuring out how to beat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in 2028. If she gets her socialist hands around the neck of the Statue of Liberty, we’ll be weak and woke at…
Read MorePower Politics – Part 20 – Warlord Trump
Power Politics by Donald Trump Feeling sorry for queasy people I postpone most tariffs ninety days, launching huge stock market rallies as countless leaders beg me to make deals, and I know the Chinese will soon call too since I just increased their import tax to a hundred forty five percent. Frankly, most of the…
Read MoreWarlord Trump – 1-14
Preparation by Donald Trump I haven’t been anywhere. I’m getting ready for the greatest political comeback in history. Only fake media and low-energy runts claim millions of supporters are deserting me after their brave January sixth attempt to prevent Democrats from stealing our landslide victory. In fact, the wealthiest and most powerful among them are…
Read MoreDonald and Kamala Head to Head
“I’m not dealing with this nonsense anymore,” says Donald Trump, slapping his silenced microphone and stepping into auditory range of the two network moderators. “Mr. President,” says the female journalist, “we’re preventing you from interrupting Vice President Harris.” “Both of you liberals know the American people love my voice more than any voice in the…
Read MoreMan on Roof with a Rifle
Several times since last Saturday I have wondered why the police and secret service didn’t immediately respond, before the shooting, to spectators telling them a man with a rifle was on a roof nearby. Can someone explain why action wasn’t taken? That seems a no brainer. Yet…
Read MoreTee Time
The studio is dim and empty except for two merciless cameras aimed at a pair of aged candidates targeted by two serious interrogators. “President Biden,” says the female journalist, “many people, including your wife and closest advisors, are concerned that you are weak and descending into senility.” He looks a foot over the wrong camera…
Read MoreWriting to Joe Biden Again
To Joe Biden, Despite being a lifelong Democrat, I’m surprised you keep asking me to send you money since I’ve made it clear I never support Nazis, and you by any horrific standard are a Nazi in the style of Hitler and Netanyahu. You are not only morally blind but senile and sinking fast, and…
Read MoreConference Call – 2
A deferential aide approaches Vladimir Putin and, after being summoned closer, bends to whisper in his ear. “Tell him I’m quite busy,” he says, but a few seconds later he stands. “Okay, I’ll take the call in private. Excuse me, gentlemen.” Putin walks to a nearby room, closes the double doors, and picks up the…
Read MoreWho Really Has Produced the Most Jobs?
Why has the U.S. economy fared so much better under Democratic presidents than Republicans? The New York Times offers data proving what many of you have periodically read over the years. During Democratic administrations far more jobs have been created than under Republican presidents. Is that a coincidence? Not when the data cover Franklin Roosevelt…
Read More“Down Goes Trump” Now on Sale – Read the First Story Here
Trump Interviews Romney Mitt Romney, handsome and trim, marches into Trump Tower and rides high the elevator to the office of President-elect Donald Trump. After security guards strip search the former governor of Massachusetts, a secretary tells him, “Please have a seat. The president will be with you directly.” Romney sits in a soft chair…
Read More“Down Goes Trump” is Published
The four-year wait has ended. George Thomas Clark just released his superb account of the four-year administration of President Donald Trump – Down Goes Trump Introduction Down Goes Trump is a collection of satirical stories, based on news, about the entertaining but absurd and often quite dangerous events following the election of President Donald J.…
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