Donald Trump
Victory Imminent
Victory Imminent by Donald Trump I knew I had beat hell out of the Iranians and they’d soon capitulate and accept a two-week ceasefire and open the Strait of Hormuz and that’s exactly what they just did. Many great countries, including China and Japan, will soon have oil sailing toward their shores. I’ve…
At the Pump
At the Pump by Joe Six Pack I never thought I’d be this mad at President Trump, the greatest man in my lifetime, but he’s messing things up for me and, far as I can tell, everyone else but a bunch of fat cats who can afford more than five bucks for a gallon of…
Negotiations in Islamabad
Negotiations in Islamabad By Abbas Araghchi I’m mildly comforted our large team of diplomats and scholars doesn’t have to go to Europe to talk to the Americans, and even more relieved that dumb and devious Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff will not be leading the small U.S. contingent, but they will be there. That’s a…
Pope Leo
Ignoble Trump by Pope Leo world being ravaged by pack of tyrants who bellow they have christian mission to dominate that is foreign to christ who in no way resembles recent trump as jesus self portrait
Massacres – Letter One to Netanyahu
Massacres – Letter One to Netanyahu by George Thomas Clark Dear Prime Minister Netanyahu, Unholy congratulations. You continue to be the most treacherous and bloodthirsty leader in the world this century. In fact, you expanded your lead in the race to infamy by attacking Lebanon the day after a regional ceasefire was announced and slaughtered…
Calling Bibi
Calling Bibi by Donald Trump My aide called Benjamin Netanyahu and his assistant said, “The prime minister is in a meeting. He’ll call President Trump as soon as he can.” I waited five minutes, ten minutes and more, way too long, before I said, “I’ll call him myself,” and I did. “He’s still in the…
Jesus Returns
Jesus Returns by Donald Trump check out the truth social portrait of me as jesus surrounded by worshipers one of whom used ai to portray me honestly i only posted it to inspire you and the lovely people i’m bombing George Thomas Clark on Amazon
Whole Lotta Nazis
Whole Lotta Nazis George Thomas Clark A conservative reader on another website took issue, reading my short vertical prose piece “Insanity,” when I addressed Trump as: hey old nazi We had a polite exchange of opinions, and I ended with these thoughts: “You make some good points. I don’t think I called him Hitler. But…
Massacre
Massacre by George Thomas Clark ever righteous benjamin netanyahu celebrates cease fire by slaughtering two hundred lebanese most civilians he swears were hezbollah and besides he thought cease fire only pertained to iran George Thomas Clark on Amazon
Insanity
Insanity hey old nazi who are you to proclaim “a whole civilization will die tonight never to be brought back again” infinitely better to remove your carcass before armageddon what’ll it be twenty-fifth amendment or impeachment George Thomas Clark on Amazon
Memo to Trump
Memo to Trump no need to commit crimes against humanity strait of hormuz already open to nations not trying to annihilate iran
Badass – Letter Two to Trump
Badass – Letter Two to Trump by George Thomas Clark Dear President Trump, I hate to contaminate my prose with your foul-mouthed gangsterism, but for context it’s necessary to quote your Truth Social post at 1:03 p.m. on April 5, 2026: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one,…
Bedeviling Questions
Bedeviling Questions by Thomas Clark How many thousands of people did Iranian security forces shoot down in the streets earlier this year? Are powerful idiots from the United States and Israel really firing missiles and drones at Iranian fools who are returning fire? Are they going to try to destroy each other’s energy grids and…
Forced Eviction – Letter Two to Trump
Donald Trump The White House Dear President Trump, I’m in West Sacramento admiring a long line of people, some carrying anti-Trump signs, as they march toward the iconic yellow Tower Bridge stretching over the Sacramento River to a broad avenue that leads to the state Capitol where several thousand people have gathered to celebrate and…
Bring It
Bring It By Ayatollah Mujtaba Khamenei During your cowardly Pearl Harbor attack on the Islamic Republic of Iran, you murdered my father and mother and wife and a daughter and son and many comrades in our high command, and you clearly believed we would kneel before you and satanic Israel and bare our throats. What…
Maintaining Energy
Maintaining Energy by Donald Trump I’m tired of our unpatriotic enemies taking photos of me slumped in my seat and snoozing during meetings. First, most of the time I’m not really asleep. I’ve merely closed my eyes to seal out the world so my super brain can operate with full nuclear power. All the…
Statesmanship
Statesmanship by Pete Hegseth as the chief watches i proudly announce we negotiate with bombs George Thomas Clark on Amazon
Trump Island
Trump Island by Donald Trump Even as busy as I’ve been, I’m surprised I didn’t think about this great project earlier. I’m always looking for challenges. I’ve not only been a three-time president of the United States and brilliant real estate developer and top-ranked reality television star and a renowned peacemaker and fearless conqueror, I’ve…
Bibi’s New Home – An Excerpt from “Down Goes Trump”
This parable originally appeared in my book “Down Goes Trump,” a collection of satirical stories based on the news from 2016-2021 but still all too relevant and getting worse. How would Benjamin Netanyahu, circa 2017, feel if he were forced from his home and transported to a hovel? Such atrocities are daily occurring in the…