Creative Commentary
Fallen Star
This is a short story from the collection The Bold Investor Fallen Star Producers and directors often exhorted Martin Stevens to beat or at least be like Errol Flynn, and that seemed attainable. In terms of facial structure, Martin looked as if Flynn had fathered him. Hell, maybe he did. So the sequence was logical…
Conquering Congress
Conquering Congress by Pete Hegseth I hate testifying before those weak and traitorous Democrats in the Capitol. For cheap political advantage they insult my patriotism and pretend that they, rather than my comrades and I, are the ones guarding our nation. They wouldn’t dare run their mouths to a warrior like me if we were in…
Lincoln Writes to Trump and Remembers President Ford
Lincoln Writes to Trump and Remembers President Ford by Abraham Lincoln Dear President Trump, I’m relieved you survived another assassination attempt, your third, and honored that you invoked my name as another activist president who enraged wicked enemies and compelled them to attack. Alas, unlike you, I didn’t have a phalanx of…
Interviewing Hitler about Genocide
Interviewing Hitler about Genocide by An American Prosecutor I walk into his cell and say, “Don’t worry, you’ll be treated as fairly today as your Nazi colleagues were at the Nuremberg trials.” Hitler scowls at me and ignores my extended hand. “Would you prefer a prompt return to what you’ve long been, charred dust…
Victory Imminent
Victory Imminent by Donald Trump I knew I had beat hell out of the Iranians and they’d soon capitulate and accept a two-week ceasefire and open the Strait of Hormuz and that’s exactly what they just did. Many great countries, including China and Japan, will soon have oil sailing toward their shores. I’ve…
At the Pump
At the Pump by Joe Six Pack I never thought I’d be this mad at President Trump, the greatest man in my lifetime, but he’s messing things up for me and, far as I can tell, everyone else but a bunch of fat cats who can afford more than five bucks for a gallon of…
Negotiations in Islamabad
Negotiations in Islamabad By Abbas Araghchi I’m mildly comforted our large team of diplomats and scholars doesn’t have to go to Europe to talk to the Americans, and even more relieved that dumb and devious Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff will not be leading the small U.S. contingent, but they will be there. That’s a…
Pope Leo
Ignoble Trump by Pope Leo world being ravaged by pack of tyrants who bellow they have christian mission to dominate that is foreign to christ who in no way resembles recent trump as jesus self portrait
Massacres – Letter One to Netanyahu
Massacres – Letter One to Netanyahu by George Thomas Clark Dear Prime Minister Netanyahu, Unholy congratulations. You continue to be the most treacherous and bloodthirsty leader in the world this century. In fact, you expanded your lead in the race to infamy by attacking Lebanon the day after a regional ceasefire was announced and slaughtered…
Calling Bibi
Calling Bibi by Donald Trump My aide called Benjamin Netanyahu and his assistant said, “The prime minister is in a meeting. He’ll call President Trump as soon as he can.” I waited five minutes, ten minutes and more, way too long, before I said, “I’ll call him myself,” and I did. “He’s still in the…
Jesus Returns
Jesus Returns by Donald Trump check out the truth social portrait of me as jesus surrounded by worshipers one of whom used ai to portray me honestly i only posted it to inspire you and the lovely people i’m bombing George Thomas Clark on Amazon