Minneapolis
State of Union
State of Union By George Thomas Clark trump talked so long about his perfect world i forgot problems foreign and domestic and almost slept only reviving when camera kissed lovely melania and ilhan omar who shouted at him when he denounced somali immigrants for defrauding minneapolis social services of hundreds of millions
Two Down
Two Down by Donald Trump my patriotic ice agents are rigorously trained and today faced a minneapolis man who carrying a big pistol unseen in his back pocket approached them and had to be shot just as rene good had to be shot in face after trying to run over agent don’t believe insurrectionist reports…
Minnesota
Minnesota by Heinrich Himmler Deep in a bunker under the besieged city of Minneapolis, I clicked my heels and listened as President Trump said, “I have some serious problems up there.” “Yes, sir. Most regrettable.” “I guarantee those bastards stole the presidential election three straight times in Minnesota, but Democrat traitors claimed I never got…