Minneapolis

Two Down

January 24, 2026

Two Down by Donald Trump my patriotic ice agents are rigorously trained and today faced a minneapolis man who carrying a big pistol unseen in his back pocket approached them and had to be shot just as rene good had to be shot in face after trying to run over agent don’t believe insurrectionist reports…

Minnesota

January 18, 2026

Minnesota by Heinrich Himmler Deep in a bunker under the besieged city of Minneapolis, I clicked my heels and listened as President Trump said, “I have some serious problems up there.” “Yes, sir. Most regrettable.” “I guarantee those bastards stole the presidential election three straight times in Minnesota, but Democrat traitors claimed I never got…