Venezuela
Twenty-Six Questions for Donald Trump
Twenty-Six Questions for Donald Trump by George Thomas Clark Why did you announce that you would attack Iran to save anti-government protestors and promise that “help is on the way”? You implied the rescue was imminent. You knew that was a lie. You have many times bragged that you annihilated Iran’s nuclear program during your…
Speedboaters
Speedboaters by A News Hound where’d all those venezuelan fishermen or drug dealers go i don’t hear much about them anymore maybe they’re relaxing on epstein’s caribbean isle after being rehabilitated by trump
Nobel Smooch
Nobel Smooch by Maria Corina Machado maduro’s gone but his regime’s still in power and trump doesn’t care my coalition easily beat maduro last election he stole so I’ll place my nobel peace prize in trump’s hot hands hoping he’ll someday help me lead venezuela
Grand Strategy
Grand Strategy by General Douglas MacArthur As the most erudite warrior in the history of my country, and probably the world, I cannot imagine how a dunce like Donald Trump became president of the United States, but I was almost as flabbergasted when my former secretary, Dwight Eisenhower, moved into the White House. I told…
Diplomacy
Diplomacy by Marco Rubio trump doesn’t call me little marco anymore i’m a bad dude secretary of state warning coke-friendly presidents gustavo petro of colombia and claudia sheinbaum of mexico they better watch their asses
Hugo Chavez Show
I’m having great time. I’ve got own television show, and no one can cancel. Who’d want to? Almost every Sunday I put on best show ever. I talk about politics and baseball and sex on “Alo Presidente” and then sing before discussing Christ – first socialist – and reminisce about military career as lieutenant colonel…