Posts by George Thomas Clark
Forced Eviction – Letter Two to Trump
Donald Trump The White House Dear President Trump, I’m in West Sacramento admiring a long line of people, some carrying anti-Trump signs, as they march toward the iconic yellow Tower Bridge stretching over the Sacramento River to a broad avenue that leads to the state Capitol where several thousand people have gathered to celebrate and…
Read MoreBring It
Bring It By Ayatollah Mujtaba Khamenei During your cowardly Pearl Harbor attack on the Islamic Republic of Iran, you murdered my father and mother and wife and a daughter and son and many comrades in our high command, and you clearly believed we would kneel before you and satanic Israel and bare our throats. What…
Read MoreMaintaining Energy
Maintaining Energy by Donald Trump I’m tired of our unpatriotic enemies taking photos of me slumped in my seat and snoozing during meetings. First, most of the time I’m not really asleep. I’ve merely closed my eyes to seal out the world so my super brain can operate with full nuclear power. All the…
Read MoreStatesmanship
Statesmanship by Pete Hegseth as the chief watches i proudly announce we negotiate with bombs George Thomas Clark on Amazon
Read MoreTrump Island
Trump Island by Donald Trump Even as busy as I’ve been, I’m surprised I didn’t think about this great project earlier. I’m always looking for challenges. I’ve not only been a three-time president of the United States and brilliant real estate developer and top-ranked reality television star and a renowned peacemaker and fearless conqueror, I’ve…
Read MoreThe Dark Side of Cesar Chavez
I never met Cesar Chavez but that didn’t preclude my having a serious discussion with him that may have proceeded about like the creative story below. As I write this introduction in March 2026, a decade later, I’m disturbed by revelations in the New York Times, following five years of investigative journalism, that the legendary…
Read MoreBibi’s New Home – An Excerpt from “Down Goes Trump”
This parable originally appeared in my book “Down Goes Trump,” a collection of satirical stories based on the news from 2016-2021 but still all too relevant and getting worse. How would Benjamin Netanyahu, circa 2017, feel if he were forced from his home and transported to a hovel? Such atrocities are daily occurring in the…
Read MoreDisasters
Disasters By Thomas Clark I’d like to start by telling Donald Trump the missile that killed about one hundred seventy little girls at school on Saturday morning February twenty-eighth was not an Iranian missile. It was an American Tomahawk missile. A ten-day investigation has revealed this, and that Trump, at best, flinched and denied a…
Read MoreCuba Libre
Cuba Libre by Fidel Castro I grew up wealthy on my father’s ranch in Cuba and could have spent my life as a landowning attorney who stole from the poor and grew even richer. Instead, as a very young man, I vowed to overthrow Fulgencio Batista, the dictator known as The Cretin who along with…
Read MoreUnconditional Surrender
Unconditional Surrender by Pete Hegseth Standing strong at the press conference microphone, I’m fired up since President Trump is getting a feel for unprovoked attacks against overmatched enemies and then declaring victory and vowing to run the conquered countries his way from now on. The sooner he takes over, the better. The Iranians should’ve…
Read MorePeacemaker
Peacemaker by Donald Trump Many times I’ve told you and the world I’m not a warmonger, I’m a peacemaker. That is certainly true but sometimes the only way to make peace is beat hell out of the other guy, and that’s what I’m doing to the Iranians, blowing up their missile factories and rocket launchers…
Read MoreOperation Roaring Lion
Operation Roaring Lion by Donald Trump I’m the most powerful man who’s ever lived and positive I can ignore the War Powers Resolution demanding I notify Congress to get its approval within forty-eight hours of attacking another country. That’s absurd. I’m not going to alert “vicious (and) terrible” Iranian enemies that we’re coming to crush…
Read MoreState of Union
State of Union By George Thomas Clark trump talked so long about his perfect world i forgot problems foreign and domestic and almost slept only reviving when camera kissed lovely melania and ilhan omar who shouted at him when he denounced somali immigrants for defrauding minneapolis social services of hundreds of millions
Read MoreDynamic Diplomacy
Dynamic Diplomacy by Superman It’s not immodest but essential that I confirm what you’ve often heard. I am indeed “faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.” In the nuclear age, I confess, those are militarily irrelevant feats, and a mere one-ton bomb…
Read MoreHuge Deal
Huge Deal by Donald Trump see all those ships and planes out there in the arabian sea they’re from the country of two negotiators telling iranians what i demand they do
Read MoreHuckabee
Huckabee ambassador mike huckabee in his capacity as u.s. attack dog in israel said he wants what god wants israel stretching from egypt to the euphrates river in iraq arab leaders did not agree which may mean they too will soon be bombed
Read MoreRemembering Jesse Jackson
The legendary civil rights leader recently passed away. Who remembers him and who doesn’t? I heard him speak in person and will never forget the experience. Like so many, I was saddened by the passing of Jesse Jackson a few days ago, and have been thinking about images from his prime, in the turbulent sixties…
Read MoreFire in the Sky
Fire in the Sky by President Harry S. Truman I worry the world is stumbling toward nuclear war, if not soon then probably sometime this century, and feel both obligated and qualified to comment since I’m still the only man in history who had to make the painful decision to use atomic bombs, and I…
Read MoreBlond Bomber
Blond Bomber by Pam Bondi If I hadn’t been so bright and academically disciplined, I probably would’ve been a movie star or at least a Playboy Bunny. But I know I made the correct career choice becoming an attorney in my twenties and as a precocious forty-five-year-old defeated all challengers to become the first female…
Read MoreInflation
Inflation by Ayatollah Ali Khamenei I hope people around the world, especially Americans, are bright enough to understand that the Islamic Republic is not to blame for recent unrest inside Iran. On the contrary, imperialistic sanctions and other economic attacks caused our currency to collapse until it took forty-two thousand rial to equal one dollar.…
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