Super Kim Jong Un
April 10, 2013
I don’t fear starving people. They love my fat face. I worry about generals who pray I’m not tough as Father and Grandfather, generals who may want my place. They can’t have it. They’re learning I’m strongest Kim yet. I’ve already captured, jailed, and tortured North Korean fishermen, and fired missiles able to carry nuclear weapons we already have, and threatened not only to attack weakling neighbors South Korea and Japan but incinerate American cities. I’m sick of imperialists sanctioning and threatening us. I’m sick of being blamed for starvation they caused. I’m sick of being made fun of. And I know they’re afraid how much sicker I may get.